Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animals

Remember my previous post when I talked about Steve doing things to creep me out?  On Christmas morning he woke up early to change into different "PJ's" and then got back into bed.  This is what I woke up to (And him laughing hysterically. He's almost as bad as Jimmy Fallon):

Megan: Is that why you got out of bed early this morning?

Steve: Yes.

Sometimes, I feel like I'm being stalked....

Steve is a fan of his own sense of humor and unfortunately certain family members like to encourage him. Sometimes it's funny and other times he does things to creep me out on purpose.  Like invading my personal space in public without me knowing it's him (which he did 3 days ago at the movie theater).  A few months ago, I went to Michael's to pick up some paper and he said he was going to Petsmart instead.  I was minding my own business on the aisle for about 5-10 minutes when some lady in a purple boa kept getting closer to me.  I tried to nonchalantly back away until I turned and looked and this is what I saw:

Megan: Did you only tell me you were going to Petsmart so you could follow me and be weird?

Steve:  No.  I forgot Petsmart is by Joann's so I came back and then decided to do it.

I only felt sort of compensated when he took of the visor and it had left a big line across his forehead.